
Metropolitan Monologues (2000)
Comedy
The New York City summer is fueled by the sultry emanations of hot air that tumble off the tongues of potential thespians as they attempt to decipher the gastric guesswork embedded in the prose of the pre-production process. The video camera flits across the boroughs of NYC in a splash-dash sojourn of sumptuous banquets and bohemian bombast, while the down-to-earth wisdom of the seeing impaired helps to guide the protagonist into detours of wisdom befitting his putrid project. A theatrical play incubates in the balding head of the videomaker and as its presence makes itself felt among the various victims of his vision, we share with them the horror of advancing age and the descriptive diatribes toward the destiny of the decrepit damned.
Director: George Kuchar
The Cast

George Kuchar
Himself

Stella Kuchar
Herself

Sarah Jacobson
Herself

Philly Abe
Herself

Robert Flanagan
self

Suzan Al-Doghachi
Self

Yolanda Bako
Herself

Floraine Connors
Self

Marc Coppola
Self

Rudolph Grey
Self

John A. Keel
Self

Saeri Kiritani
self

Larry Leibowitz
Self

Maura Nolan
Self

James Oseland
Self

Elizabeth Seton
Self
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